𝔧𝔬𝔥𝔫 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢 @johnmars@mastodon.haus

Antihero/Imperial/Public House finally taking their edgy "no-nonsense" attitude to its corniest levels

Supposedly, Animal Crossing Switch is set to come out April 29 and that is so much sooner than I thought and I am totally ready to lose my shit.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm super pumped for yet another billionaire dickhead to spend an election cycle telling us what we can't afford as a country.

I had a dream last night that I was in a plane crash. I realized it was going down, and then felt the lurch of the crash and then "woke up" OK, still in the dream. Someone told me that our luggage was scattered around and I got super pissed when my switch wasn't in my backpack because that meant I lost my Diablo III progress. After surviving a plane crash. I woke up to my precious switch securely next to the bed.

Playing Call of Cthulhu tonight under the SUPER BLOOD WOLF MOON

lol what the fuck

It's Planet Fitness, 8 Mile, at 5:30am. I want to use some dumbbells but one guy has like 6 mf pairs spread out in front of him

"Everything" is now on Switch and if I can't buy it a second time, I guess I'll have to settle for getting extremely stoned and streaming it from my PS4

2019 coming in hot with an extremely expensive vet bill and the death of Mean Gene. Hell World continues

I'm watching King of the Hill and Hank just bought crack cocaine as bait. The fish love it.

My AMC Stubs membership expired and I'm faced with a crisis of loyalty because I might switch to the Emagine one. It's basically the same system and includes free parking. Star John R has been my shit since childhood, and Azteca is right in front, but I don't know you guys.

I would use a whole genie wish to be able to have Opie understand this e collar he has to wear is for his own good

Measurably seeing yourself get stronger is intensely satisfying. Some alt-right shithead hit the gym today, did you?

"Trump was overjoyed when he nominated Mattis, frequently describing him as “Mad Dog” and announcing his appointment at a post-election political rally. Mattis detests the nickname and prefers "Chaos," as some in the military call him"

Lol what the fuck

Trying to eat clean is the biggest challenge I've ever faced (which shows the relative comfort I've lived in). Way harder than quitting smoking was. I'm addicted to eating trash like some kind of gd possum. Day 3 going strong.

"How far down do I have to scroll on this blog post to get to the actual fuckin recipe?!" The story of my cooking life.

Lol goddamn. Even the cheerio bee is getting into crypto smh

You know, they say Political Deaths come in threes so: McCain, Bush, and (inshallah) Henry Kissinger. 2018 has a chance to finish strong.