𝔧𝔬𝔥𝔫 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢 @johnmars@mastodon.haus

Well folks it finally happened. I feel bad and I tried to scare it away but Opie fufilled his life goal of catching and killing a bird. It's in his DNA so don't be too mad at him

Watching FNL once again thinking maybe this time Jason Street won't get paralyzed in ep 1

Just over the moon about working downtown. Currently posted up at the Magic Stick for lunch

Submitted my resignation yesterday, finally! Feels fantastic https://open.spotify.com/track/19Lsrp2TKnBPVl2OtGDdhS?si=XuBE7iLgRZOk8bfs2a9P1g

@computers due had a confederate flag on his cop uniform. It all makes sense now

A bathroom is being built at work and someone wrote our names in the cement; Wrote the like, 7 of us that are left. As I get passed over for yet another applied job, I see my name in the cement and it feels like a goddamn binding ritual.

To the tune of margaritvaille: 🎶hitting a weed pen vape in 168 Asian mart🎶

On hold while a pan flute version of "Wind Beneath My Wings" plays

"Oh God, Oh no. Fuck its only Tuesday" - My career autobiography

Damn, I thought I was gonna miss all the good fall shit being out of the country got so long in October, but it's really just poppin off now. Picking some ripe as hell apples on Sunday

I got rear-ended in front of the Meijer today and felt sorry for myself for a minute thinking about how if I just hadn't made that stop or was in the store for a minute more or less I wouldn't have got hit. But really, who knows how many incidents DIDN'T happen for the same reason. Still pretty pissed off I have to interact with an insurance company though

@computers The Sneaker actually is, this photo was taken just moments before. The true reason Paul Ryan retired from politics

@computers

Ya boy got himself a sleep mask

You'd be surprised at the frequency the opening riff of Rocket Skates gets stuck in my head

Every time I have a meeting with people outside my company, I get this depression that lasts the rest of the day where I think about how the business I'm in contributes nothing to the world expect misery for the people who interact with it and large amounts of wealth for those who run it. Gotta get out 2020

Is it a sign of a midlife crisis that I want to start a hardcore band in my mid-thirties?

So I've actually never made a denim vest until now, and I'm shocked that I haven't. It provides the security blanket of layering without the sweating. Now if I could get used to being a knit-hat-in-the-summer guy, I'd be totally set.

@computers The most chaotic is when its not even an avi of what could be their car, but just A car. Also, if the pic is a sunset, get ready for racist grandma