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I got really sad watching it and did the whole cup + post card trap before letting it outside. Taped up the screen hole with duct tape

There was a bee in my office this morning. Presumably it got in through the hole in my screen the day before. It was crawling around the ledge so I opened the window and it gently crawled onto the screen. Now it is ambling around the screen. I'm hoping it can find the hole and escape to do fulfilling bee things like pollinate flowers but I'm worried its stuck. This is all something that is really happening right now but I also am feeling the bee a lot.

"I think you should leave" is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. It's been a while since I cry-laughed trying to catch my breath

A new game my dogs invented: "take turns digging a hole until the other dog chases you off. Repeat until all paws involved are extremely muddy then sneak back in the house before your nice dad notices and has to spend the morning cleaning all surfaces."

Hey y'all: We need some more toots around here on the local TL is just gonna be me doing quote threads of Italo Calvino

Thus, when traveling in the territory of Ersilia, you come upon the ruins of the abandoned cities, without the walls which do not last, without the bones of the dead which the wind rolls away: spiderwebs of intricate relationships seeking a form.

They rebuild Ersilia elsewhere. They weave a similar pattern of strings which they would like to be more complex and at the same time more regular than the other. Then they abandon it and take themselves and their houses still farther away.

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